Our Drinks

Vodka, cherry blossom, grapefruit, pink peppercorn, rose, absinthe | We got banned from the pool forever

Gin, passion fruit, carrot, szechuan peppercorn, vanilla, lemon |"Pornstar Martini" is not the proper nomenclature

Gin, toasted coconut, cherry blossom, strawberry, mascarpone, sea salt | I’m hankerin’ fer a hunk o cheese

Tequila, strawberry, blistered shishito, blood orange jam, pineapple, lime, cordial, Aperol mist | I have traveled many miles and now have come disguised as a pimp to help you

Tequila, persimmon, chili sesame oil, vanilla, lemon | Terrorizing suckas on the Seven Seas.

Coconut oil-washed white rum, tom yum cordial, shoyu, malibu mist | Tum ta tittaly tum ta too

Madre mezcal, matcha, green tea, yuzu, vanilla | Nate Pilgrim told us this was the name of the church he attends

Bourbon, cherry cordial, orange, cinnamon, ancho reyes | They say apathy kills, but I don’t care

Sparkling yuzu sake, lemon, sugar, soda | The Izakaya special

Tequila, grilled corn, cotija, cucumber, aji amarillo | It ain’t easy bein’ cheesy (*no substitutions)

Bourbon, root beer reduction, R&D cherry apple bitters, ango, absinthe | Do you see what happens, Larry?

Gin, palo santo, lillet blanc, orange bitters | If you don’t like Steely Dan then fuck you

Vodka or gin, house brine, castelvetrano olive | Insert pun about how dirty you are

Vodka, ube, pineapple, rose, lime | We asked Det. Sonny Crockett to try this drink he said “My name is Don Johnson” and told us to go fuck ourselves

Vodka, thai basil, lemongrass, coconut, lime | It’s always a mistake not to go

Bourbon, faygo cream soda, mint, yuzu, galangal | Our top scientists are close to determining how fucking magnets work

Santa Teresa rum, pineapple, demerara, campari, lime | Reeeeeaaaalllllyy stretching ourselves thin here…

Burgeon 5.2%

Pure Project 5.1%

South O Brewing 5.0%

Burgeon 5.8%

Carlsbad Brewing 7.5%

Societe Brewing 7.5%

Black Plague 6.8%

Lemon creamsicle, marmalade, buttered toast

Lemongrass, grapefruit zest, fresh cut grass

Peach fuzz, lemon balm tea, sage

Black currant, blood plum, orange peel, minty cola

Red cherry bramble, jolly rancher, tang

Full body, b¬ackberry, b¬ack cherry, silk pajamas

Citra, Amarillo and Mosaic hops, gooseberry, pear

Minerality, salted watermelon, dry finish